I don’t know what this is. But I’m excited for all of it.
(Source: Laughing Squid, via laughingsquid)
Awesome “Shaun of the Dead” Lego Set
File this under “the coolest thing I’ve seen in the last 36 hours.” A Belgian man who works under the handle yatkuu has created a custom Lego set of The Winchester bar from Edgar Wright’s 2004 zombie masterpiece Shaun of the Dead.
Hit the jump for more info…
In Defense of Valentine’s Day
O how I love Valentine’s Day. It’s really such a great holiday.
Now I know what you two are thinking: “This guy hates everything but he loves Valentine’s Day?! I’m going to continue to never read this tumblr again. This pseudo-hipster asshole can burn in a fiery hell”. Well, firstly i hate *half* of everything and secondly, don’t be so mean, imaginary reader.
But yes, I love Valentine’s Day. So why not deal with something else I love, a list.
Well, hello nasty.
My favorite Arrested Development repeated lines (beating out “I’ve made a huge mistake”) is “well, that was a freebie”. This related to whenever a character was faced with a delema and as if the Universe (writers) just didn’t want that character in trouble and opened up an improbable way out. And I had the pleasure of uttering this Sunday while walking through Penn Station.. and here’s why.
As you two should know, I am a firm believer of always having an enemy. I just think having someone to hate keeps you on your toes and will serve to make you happier. When I form a cult, my Mt. Rushmore would consist of Hockey, Fried Chicken, Movies and having an Enemy. Anyway, the universe aligned and handed me a new enemy (the said “freebie” mentioned above, tho really, you should be following).
Anyway, while walking through Penn Station at roughly 5:10PM, an hour and twenty minutes until the Super Bowl began, the rest of the world was quiet enough for me to over hear this one line from what is now the Joker to my Batman:
”Why is she eating Taco Bell?”
Ron Swanson Loves Riddles.
Just a fun Photoshop for Tauntr.com.
No sir, this is so much more than just a fun photoshop.
(via cracked)
D-d-d-do you have it?
Don’t worry guys. We’ve figured it out. Take it easy Michelle Obama, we’ve got you covered.
Let’s look at some facts:
98% of American’s are fat (may or may not be the exact number, I’m just eyeballing here).
97% of schools are in shambles (I’ll stop making up percentages here that are 100% off).
Kids don’t exorcise anymore.
States are broke.
All of these are national concerns.
O and Hunger Games is going to be the next big movie franchise.
And so, while driving to Canada, Kiera and I figured out what must be done:
State Vs. State Vs. State Vs. State Vs. State National Guts
The best actor to
neverhave been nominated for a single Oscar.Finally.
(via popculturebrain)
Unofficial but still pretty cool: Doctor Who Hockey Jersey
via Technabob
Dear Probable FBI Surveillance Team: Thank you for your presumed service. (Taken with instagram)
